t_ERROR_ist

t_ERROR_ist

He shot a Muslim doctor

without even realizing that he was the 

same doctor

who had treated his father

in the morning.

Oye

Oye

Bakchodi mat kar.

#after_effect

Dheere chala.

#pillion_rider

Bus starting ka dikha de yaar.

#exams

Yeh bhi bhar laana.

#lazy_crow

Aise nhi bolte.

#etiquette

Apni plate se kha. BC.

#Best_F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Mere liye chair rakh lena.

#hostel_mess

Ghar se kya laya.

#laddu

Chutiya hai kya?

#wrong_question

Phone mat dekh.

#privacy

So gyi thi kya?

#love

iPhone

iPhone

Every morning he hated his new Phone,

when he heard the voices of his father

struggling

to start old scooter.

close save

Close save

“Stop it. I already know that.”

Husband screamed.

“Thank God. I didn’t know that.”

He said in his mind.

oh fuck!!!

"oh fuck!!!",

he screamed in his mind while taking shower.

He had left his phone on the bed. 

"oh fuck...now I have seen his message!!"

#whatsapp_ticks

"oh fuck....I was dieting."

"oh fuck!!!"

#phone_bettery 1%

"oh fuck....forgot my wallet!!"

"oh fuck...it's Sunday!!"

#provate_job

"oh fuck....something is was on stove!!!"

"oh fuck!!!"

#power_cut

                                                                         "oh fuck!!!"
                                                                      #traffic_police

                                                            "oh fuck...69 missed calls!!"
                                                                            #couples

                                                          "oh fuck...that was not a fart!"
                                                                        #gross_things